3 immigrants; Mr. Gold, Mr. Silver and Mr. Taylor

  • 3 immigrants

    3 immigrants; Mr. Gold, Mr. Silver and Mr. Taylor come to American to seek the American dream.  They meet on a street corner, have lunch and decide to meet again in 10 years to see how they are doing.

    10  years later, down the street comes a Cadillac and out steps Mr. Gold.  And down the street comes a BMW and out steps Mr. Silver.   And down the street comes the bus and out steps Mr. Taylor.  He looks at Mr. Gold and Mr. Silver and says, “How are you doing so well?”  Mr. Gold said, “Well, Americans like to wear gold.” and Mr. Silver said, “Americans like to wear silver.”  They have lunch together and decide that they will meet again in 10 years. 

    10 years pass and the down the road comes a Maserati and out steps Mr. Gold.  And down the street comes a Lamborghini and out steps Mr. Silver..  And down the street comes the bus and out steps the Mr. Taylor.  He looks at Mr. Gold and Mr Silver with jealousy, looks up to the sky and says, “God, why can’t I make any money?  If you let me make money, I’ll make you a partner.”  They, again, have lunch and decide to meet in another 10 years.

    10 years later, down the street comes a limo and out steps Mr. Gold.  And down the street comes another limo and out steps Mr. Silver.  But now down the street comes a string of limos and out steps Mr. Taylor.  Mr. Gold and Mr. Silver now look at him with envy and asked, “How did you make so much money?” “Well,” said Mr. Taylor, “I opened up one store and it started doing well and then I kept opening up more and more stores.”  “How many stores do you own?” they asked in amazement. “23” replied Mr. Taylor.  “What is the name of your stores?” they wanted to know!

    “Lord & Taylor” was his reply.

    I hope this made you smile. Enjoy your Thanksgiving tomorrow.

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    November 23rd, 2016 | Joe Steiger | No Comments |

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